I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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