yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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