I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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