Sry I called you an 8
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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