just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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