well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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