what if I'm pregnant?
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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