i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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