okay pat passed out under dana's car
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I just found puke in my bra..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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