let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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