Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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