shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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