Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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