Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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