I've blown a few things in my day
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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