called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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