Your tits are I can't wait for
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.