I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
This baby is an asshole
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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