I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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