But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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