I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I will pee on everything he values.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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