dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A+ Viking dick
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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