He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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