its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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