Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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