You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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