It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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