People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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