so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.