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  8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.

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  They have marijuana tests too!

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.

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• (925): View more from California

  I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.

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