I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
