As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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