When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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