Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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