All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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