i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
