Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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