oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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