Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
