White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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