Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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