I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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