I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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