ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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