So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You're so nebulous sometimes
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
