You work out of a Hotel?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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