Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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