My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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