There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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