I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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