...so i touched it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think your dad took our porno
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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