Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Shame is for Republicans.
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