thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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