She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I looked at my own cervix.
I love having hate sex.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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