I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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