So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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