We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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