at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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