Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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