Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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